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Babes
Lydia Hearst: Topless In The Name Of The Revolution
Lydia Hearst first came to our attention as a soldier on the front lines of the lingerie revolution; now it seems she's taken things even further, fighting for the cause of sexydom by posing topless in Self Service Magazine. Granted, she's apparently modeling clothes in these topless photos—but it's that kind of ingenuity and subversive toplessness that makes a true revolutionary. More » -
Empire builders
the devilRaging Stallion Studios, it looks like the bisexual performer might very well have two souls—and the one that loves to have sex with women has just bought out one of his partners in straight amateur website HoleAndAHeartbeat.com. More » -
Ava rose superstar
I Heard "Romona" Sing: Ava Rose Feeds Your Head
Part "Dreamscape," part "Strange Days," Vien Savio's "Shades of Romona" is in one way better than both of these (save for the lack of Eddie Albert) in that there is copious nudity featuring all of the porn world's near-translucent performers except for Stoya. More »
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celebrity nipplewatch
Scarlett Johansson: Topless In 2009?
Loyal readers of the 'bot are no doubt familiar with our obsession with one Scarlett Johansson—and, um, her boobs. So it should come as no surprise to learn that we were quite literally floored when we heard the news that she might very well go topless in an upcoming movie. Can it be true? Will 2009 be the year we finally reach the promised land—the one where we see ScarJo's boobs? More » -
Indian Givers
Hot Guys Distract Us From The Plight Of The Poor
It's hard for us to focus on anything when there are cute guys around, which is why it's such a shame that we spent most of "Slumdog Millionaire" wondering when star Dev Patel was going to take his top off (as opposed tot focusing on how we can help save the poor orphans who litter the streets of Mu... More » -
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Hardcore
"Throat Injection": A Tasty Post-Holiday Treat!
Every heavy hitting crew has its own dynamic—even the Rat Pack took turns sharing the limelight. And so it is over at Jules Jordan video, where an all star crew of award winning directors continues to win us over with a dazzling array of filth so wonderful, we have no choice but to unabashedly pledge our continual love to this studio. More » -
Babes
Sexy Is As Sexy Does
Is SexyClube a website? Is it a magazine (or "revista," as those crazy Brazilians say)? Is it full of hot naked chicks like Amanda Rodrigues? Given that the answer to the last (and clearly, most important) question is a resounding yes, who cares about the other stuff? We, for one, are perfectly happy to sit back and enjoy the view of Brazil—we'll let the scientists worry about classifications. More » -
Lives of the saints
Hagiography: Silvia Saint
The first time I ever saw Silvia Saint—on the cover of “The Academy”—I thought I was looking at a Real Doll, but extensive examination of her movies proved she was a walking, talking, fucking human being. That cover, though, still has an otherworldly quality to it, as though Silvia isn’t made of quite the same stuff as the rest of us. More »
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Videogames
KinkyGamer: For When Topless Wii Isn't Enough
We've long been aware of the erotic potential of gaming (uh, "'joystick," anyone?), but it's always nice to see someone else recognize the sexy side of videogames—especially when that "someone else" is a group of actual, factual gamers, and not just Big Porn looking to cache in on the next new niche. So how could we not get excited by KinkyGamer, a self-described hub for all the sexy pictures, videos, games, and references related to the world of videogames? Even better, it looks like they're attempting to reach across the aisle and highlight sexiness of both the male and female varieties (though what's with the "girls" and "men" subheads? Sexist much?). The site's still in beta, but we're looking forward to seeing where it goes—lord knows we can't get enough of that sexy gameplay.
· KinkyGamer (kinkygamer.com)
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celebrity fetish
Photos Prove That Mark Wahlberg Doesn't Have A Pot To Piss In
These days, the only thing Mark Wahlberg has going for him is that funny skit about him talking to animals that runs on "Saturday Night Live." But while we're waiting for his next movie to come out—you know,the one where he stars as a professional jet ski racer—at least we can watch the ... More » -
marital aid test kitchen
Ella: The Dildo For The Discerning Self Love Enthusiast
LELO products have always earned high praise from my parts—but it's mostly been due to their well-designed controls (and, ok, the awesome orgasms they've inspired). But is the LELO ingenuity limited to their electronic toys? Or does the genius extend to their motorless creations as well? When the lovely LELO dildo, Ella, fell into my lap (so it speak) it was the perfect opportunity to find out. More » -
Tasty abominations
Today in Miscegenation: Meat Or Cake?
Somebody at Lethal Hardcore needs to do some mind-making-up about just exactly who is fucking what. For one thing, what are we talking about—Chocolate or Beef? We’re not saying the two don’t go together—one delicious accident at a wedding buffet convinced us of that—but most people aren’t going to jump at a nice spicy roast covered in liquefied 70% Askinosie Arriba Nacional, even if they should (that’s like a two hundred dollar steak and dessert at the same time). More » -
Flesh Flicks
Desperate Times Call For Sexy Measures
In our time in the porn mines, we've worked with many a doctor and nurse, and we've seen quite a few controversial medical treatments—the nursehole program, for instance, is only included in a scant few nursing schools across the nation. But sometimes its the controversial methods that really work: poor Gauge has been trapped in a coma for years, and sexual stimulation therapy might be her only chance of recovery. Sure, it's not standard practice—but desperate times call for sexy measures. More » -
Calendars
Cyclepassion: Babes, Bikes, And Boobs
Given the, um, passion that may have for cycling, it's not really surprising that someone took it upon themselves to create a calendar devoted to bicycles (and the sexy ladies that love them, natch). The aptly named Cyclepassion calendar is now in its fourth iteration—yet somehow, in all that time, no one's thought to include a dildo bicycle in the mix. Really, do we have to think of everything? More » -
Xtube's believe it or not
Can This Guy Really Fuck Himself Or Is He Fucking With Us?
Every gay man dreams of two things: being able to fuck himself in the ass and seeing Liza Minnelli on Broadway. There's only one of those that we'll be doing this week—although Jack222 may be doing both, since it appears as though he can stick his cock up his own butt. More »







