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#celebrityskin
Rosie Huntington Whiteley's Nipple Will Not Be Ignored
There seems to be a pattern here. Rosie's nipple refuses to be ignored (like we'd try to ignore it). More » -
#gratuitousnude
Our Favorite Ballet Position
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#fleshflicks
How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom
Step 1: be Lexington Steele. Step 2: proceed as normal. More » -
#tv
Amy Beth Hayes Has Babe-tastic Superpowers In "Misfits"
If you've never seen the show before, here's the scoop: a freak lightning storm gave a bunch of people superpowers. Amy Beth Hayes is an 83-year old woman with the power to youth-ify herself (especially her boobs). More » - Yesterday - November 20, 2009
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#thisweekinflesh
Any Idea What Miss Trinidad And Tobago's Talent Was?
A look back at the week that was... More » -
#babes
Best Of Babelogs: Great American Smokeout Edition
You can toss out your cigarettes, but these babes are still totally smokin'. More » -
#fleshflicks
A Birthday Present? You Shouldn't Have (We're So Glad You Did)
What did you get us? Sex? Awesome! That's what we've always wanted. More » -
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#hardcore
Sweet Poesie
Honestly, we don't think that Xtube user Big_Thingz_Poppin could find himself a better username if he got Ezra goddamn Pound to put together a brief, perfect description of what happens in this excellent clip. More » -
#advertisement
Meet A Girl, Get A Fuck Buddy…Find Exactly What You're Looking For On Local FuckBook.
With an influx of adult dating sites, how is Local FuckBook differentiating themselves from the competition? More » -
#celebrity
Hayden Panettiere Gets Soaked
We're pretty sure that this video portrait features Hayden Panettiere getting doused with a bubbly spray of champagne. But can you blame us if the visual sends our imagination running towards slightly less chaste scenarios? (youtube.com, via hollywoodtuna.com) -
#youarethere
Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister
Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads. More » -
#birthday
Pornstar Birthday Roundup: November 8 - November 21
The Fleshbot Awards were so hyphy, it may have caused us to forget about this weekly feature. So, to make up for the loss, here's a Double Pornstar Birthday Roundup! More » -
#diversity
Holy Shit, There Is a Black Dude on Sean Cody!
Oh my god, we can't believe it. The only thing we can think to say is: holy shit there is a black guy on Sean Cody. And he is hot. Our fucking head just exploded. More » -
#hardcore
Laurent Skye Gets Wicked With "Sex On Set"
When we heard former Club Jenna director and amazing photographer Laurent Skye was heading over to Wicked, we knew only good things could follow. Once again, we were right. It feels good to be right, ya know? More » -
#babes
Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal
Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner. More » -
#websites
The New Eurocreme Site Will Rise To The Top
We don't know know what took the European studio that focuses on sexy, smooth younger guys so long to get a subscription website, but they finally have one, and they're not wasting any time at pleasing members. More » -
#topten
Smooth Sailing: Top Ten Amateur Waterbed Sex Videos
Remember when the kid next door had a waterbed, and everyone wanted to come over and jump on it? This is kind of like that. Except it's the hot girl who has a waterbed. And we're not "jumping." More » -
#calendarboys
Straight Ladies Have Finally Caught On To This Naked Calendar Thing
And if they haven't already, they will soon, because Lifetime is airing a movie called "The 12 Men of Christmas," about the making of a naked calendar. Shirtless guys and Kristen Chenoweth? We're so there! More » -
#contest
Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest
It's that time again. One lucky commenter will get into our Sexclusive Club, and everyone else gets another chance at glory. Aren't Fridays fun?
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#vintage
For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?
We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked. More » -
#fleshflicks
Only The Best In Breast Play
One of our commenters recently complained about the lack of good tit play—in and out of porn. We couldn't agree more. The breasts are one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body...they deserve lovin', too. More » -
#pornsetdiary
On Set With Digital Playground: Janie Summers
What goes on on a porn set—besides all the hot sex, that is? Digital Playground's giving us a peek behind the scenes—with on set reports straight from the mouths of the Digital Playground girls themselves.
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#todayinmasurbation
The Cub Question
Dear Xtube, Can we just place a moratorium on gay dudes describing themselves as cubs and/or bears when they're skinnier than we are? Much appreciated. Your friend, Fleshbot. More » -
#movies
We're "Thirst"ing For More Of The Lovely Ok-vin Kim
If there's one thing we've learned from pop culture, it's everyone agrees that vampires are damn sexy. From "True Blood" to "Twilight"('s porn parody), everyone wants a piece of the undead action—even in Korea! More » - Thursday - November 19, 2009
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#fleshflicks
When The Craving Hits...
Sometimes you just want something warm and gooey and meaty, and you can't wait until you get to Taco Bell. Here's a tip: every car is like a drive-thru for oral sex! More » -
#celebrityskin
Helena Christensen Has (Still) Got It Going On
Helena Christensen is about to turn forty-one—and she still looks phenomenal naked. We're not sure what kind of voodoo has kept her in such amazing shape, but we'd very much like to start receiving her newsletter. (fashioncopious.typepad.com) -
#hardcore
A Matter of Endurance
Remember in PE when they'd make you stand, back to the wall, knees bent at a 90-degree angle? Yeah, we sucked at that. One look at the haunches on this dude and we can tell that he was really good. More » -
#wtf
Is Leo Giamani Done Fucking? Or Is Someone Fucking With Us?
A reader sent us a link from a statement made by Leo Giamani saying that this Randy Blue and Falcon stud's porn career was finished. Say what?! Could this be true? More » -
#hardcore
Sin City Invites You To Go "Dancing With Porn Stars"
Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay. More » -
#celebritynipplewatch
Claire Danes Adopts A Policy Of Transparency
What has Claire Danes been up to lately? Honestly, we have no idea. But fortunately for us, the adorable actress has decided to be more transparent about her career plans—and by career plans, we mean outfits. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
#artfags
These Boys Make Going To Prison Totally Worth It
Not that we want to be going to the slammer anytime soon, but if we had to, we'd want to be locked up with a bunch of young studs who are always naked—like these. And it's art! More » -
#celebrity
Too Hot For The New York Times! Megan Fox's Photo Shoot Outtakes
This past weekend, Megan Fox was featured in the New York Times Magazine—with plenty of photos to illustrate the article. But it seems there were some shots of Megan that were too racy for the Grey Lady. More »

































































